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In 2009, Nick's Dream Was To Be A Model. In 2014, His Nightmares Come True.


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In 2009, Nick's Dream Was To Be A Model. In 2014, His Nightmares Come True.


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The Story

Way back in 2009, when my roommate Nick Ott was in college mind you, he took some hideously awesome modeling photos. He managed to keep them a secret for years but there's just one problem with secrets. There are no secrets. I found his photos on the internet and now every day is the worst day of his life. Welcome To Hott Town, Population: This Face.

He Appeared To Be Lost In The Hair Gel Aisle.
— Walmart Greeter
Take The Site Down!
— Nick Ott
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He's not looking at you. He's looking through you.


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He's not looking at you. He's looking through you.


 

The Second 'T' Is Silent, But Deadly.

Just When You Thought You Owned The Tank Top. Nick Hott Happened.
— Justin Bieber
I Was In College Ya D*ck.
— Nick Ott
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His eyes say let's have breakfast. The tank top says you're paying.


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His eyes say let's have breakfast. The tank top says you're paying.


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He'll Make Your Dreams Come True. 


If Your Dreams Are His Face.

Seriously! You’re Confusing My Parents.
— Nick Ott
Sorry Jack Johnson. He’s For Real.
— Fred Durst
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Don't Worry If You Get Lost In His Eyes. He’s Got Google Maps.


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Don't Worry If You Get Lost In His Eyes. He’s Got Google Maps.


 

The Hottness

A collection of all things hott. Get your fire extinguisher!  HOTTNESS →

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Looking Hot Is Easy. Being Hott Is Hard.


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Looking Hot Is Easy. Being Hott Is Hard.


Hott Shop

Hottness packaged up and ready to be purchased and shipped. THE SHOP →